Geoffrey Boycott criticizes England's Ashes performance, labeling the Brisbane defeat a horror show.

Geoffrey Boycott has absolutely torched England’s start to the Ashes, calling the Brisbane defeat “a horror show” and accusing Ben Stokes’ team of being “up their own backsides” after all the big talk about their four-year plan for Australia.

In a column for The Telegraph, Boycott wrote that this Australian side “was there to be beaten”, but England’s performance with bat, ball and in the field was so poor that “after just six days of Ashes cricket, England need a miracle.”

“Brisbane was a horror show: irresponsible batting, bowling too short, too wide or too full and catches dropped,” he wrote, before twisting the knife. “With this sort of batting and bowling, they couldn’t win an egg c

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