HAVE you been struck down with super flu, man flu, or a new mutant strain combining the two? Find out:

What are your symptoms?

A) High fever, chills, aching muscles, sore throat. Your standard flu spread of grievances.

B) Same as above, but while being constantly mocked by my wife and daughters for being ill.

C) Inability to fly, restricted heat vision, strong stabbing pains when exposed to Kryptonite.

Where do you think you caught your illness?

A) Could be anywhere. My diseased kids might have brought it home from school, although the very winter air is infected in my area.

B) As it’s a gender-specific illness, I assume I got it when down the pub watching the Arsenal game on Sky Sports while drinking lager.

C) Wait, I knew that door-to-door brush salesman in the bright red wig loo

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