After 40 long years, the original Dick’s Last Resort has finally kicked the bucket. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out; you won’t be missed.

Pardon the rudeness, but it feels like the only fitting way to announce that Dick’s Last Resort near American Airlines Center in Dallas has finally closed its doors. As of November 30, the obnoxious era is over, according to CultureMap Dallas.

Warning: many, many Dick jokes and puns to follow.

The restaurant, known for its intentionally abrasive waiters and a backstory about a guy named Dick who, after his fine-dining dreams went limp, resorted to opening a bar-staurant, offered an endless stream of phallic humor and merchandise.

The first Dick’s Last Resort opened in the West End in 1985. After an ownership change, it grew into a chain wit

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