New York, You Have an Assignment

Yes, Tyra Banks is wearing a bad cap and a wig with unfortunate bangs, and the proportions of the outfit are weird, and she looks a bit like her own American Girl doll. But there is more important news to discuss. We’ve covered Tyra Banks’s would-be ice cream empire at length over at Drinks With Broads — or, as “at length” as its own duration allows — but until now, it’s been out of reach. Her Smize & Dream flagship is in Sydney, Australia, and that is not a business trip I can take, although we did have one intrepid reader whose brother went and sampled it for her and determined that it’s basically perfectly fine. HOWEVER! Tyra has gone semi-viral recently due to her latest wild idea, Hot Ice Cream — not hot chocolate, not a milkshake, not immediately clear to anyone other than her — an