WASHINGTON, D.C. — Chaos ensued outside the U.S. Capitol yesterday, as Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene's press conference on cloud seeding was suddenly interrupted by a massive tornado.

The Georgia representative had promised to reveal new information she had discovered about the ability of the federal government and third parties to control weather patterns and engage in geoengineering, but was interrupted when a tornado spontaneously arrived at the steps outside the Capitol.

"This public deserves to know what has been — WOAH!" Greene said as she was swept into the air by the twister. "There's a freakin' tornado now? Where'd that come from? AAAAAAAHHHH!"

While meteorologists agreed that tornadoes are not common in the nation's capital, they downplayed any conspiracy theories that

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