GAINESVILLE, FL — Despite installing a new "Trinity Wishbone" offense during fall camp, PragerU has once again found itself dead last in the NCAA after a 94-0 drubbing at the hands of the Florida Gators.

"I don't know where it went wrong. We had a really great week of practice, all in easily digestible, five-minute chunks" said Mr. Prager in a post-game interview. "But at the end of the day, I'm 74 years old and no amount of knowledge about the benefits of free-market capitalism could help me avoid the 23 sacks we gave up today."

PragerU had reportedly entered the season with high hopes after acquiring a haul of new talent through the transfer portal. "We thought Candace Owens would be a great addition at wideout," said Mr. Prager. "And the first play, we threw that slant to her - she wa

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