NEW YORK, NY — The global religious sphere experienced a sudden shift this week, as millions of Christians renounced their faith after an irrefutable social media post from Neil deGrasse Tyson.

Devout followers of Jesus Christ reportedly had their faith irreparably shaken upon reading a post from the famous astrophysicist, who totally owned the entire religion without any effort whatsoever.

"I had no doubts at all… until I saw Neil deGrasse Tyson's post," said now-former Christian Spencer Dunn. "I was brought up in a Christian family, attended church all my life, and really believed it was all true. But after Neil deGrasse Tyson made that post on X, I had no choice but to throw it all away and bow to his intellectual superiority."

Millions of people who had previously professed faith in

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