WORLD — Global leaders are shaken after researchers uncovered a young Jewish man from Nazareth at the center of a dark plot to control the entire universe — which he also apparently created.

"This Jewish plot goes deeper than we thought," said insurance salesman and amateur researcher Dimlee Bergmann. "Apparently he claims he's older than Father Abraham, responsible for the creation of the heavens and the earth, and owns the cattle on a thousand hills. I didn't read anything about a space laser though, although that would be cool."

Researchers claim they have discovered the shadowy figure is actually part of a cabal of three who conspire to work all things according to their will. The two accomplices have yet to be identified.

World leaders are distancing themselves from the Jewish man,

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