While other fake news organizations like the Washington Post and L.A. Times refuse to save democracy, we at the Babylon Bee are proud to do our part. Today, the esteemed Editorial Board of the Babylon Bee has officially voted to endorse Kamala Harris for President.

Why Kamala? Take a look at this incredible list of just a few of her achievements:

As a young San Francisco lawyer, broke into politics by using her stunning intellect to win the favor of 60-year-old Mayor Willie Brown

Ran for President in 2020 and earned zero votes, proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that she was in it purely for the love of the game

After Joe Biden announced he would select a woman of color as VP, she was a woman of color

When Mike Pence was trying to turn America to fascism, bravely intervened by saying,

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