WORLD — Facing increased backlash and negative public attention amid what is perceived by many to be an aggressive assault on traditional values, Satan has officially asked the LGBTQ+ community to tone down its efforts.

"Can you guys pump the brakes a little?" asked the Prince of Darkness in a prepared statement from his Midwestern headquarters in downtown St. Louis. "I'm all for degrading culture and leading human beings toward eternal destruction, but we're really catching a lot of flack here. Maybe take a more measured approach, because the whole ‘dancing in thongs in front of children and shaking trans boobs on the White House lawn' strategy isn't working out so well."

Though the Author of All Lies remains staunchly pro-LGBTQ, he expressed concern that the onslaught of progressive id

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