A full decade after Dakota Johnson helped bring erotic romances to the mainstream, she's set to romance both Pedro Pascal and Chris Evans in Celine Song's Materialists , which is perhaps the most snuggly-looking of all the upcoming A24 movies on the 2025 movie schedule and beyond. While promoting the movie, however, Johnson fesssed up to a prank that's on the opposite end of the snuggly-wuggly spectrum. Because there's nothing comforting or romantic about a gallon of gorilla shit, amirite?

Johnson wasn't speaking about any of the scenes that will pop up in Materialists , thankfully, but was taking part in a Vanity Fair lie detector test, where she was asked a litany of questions about her career and personal life. Which led to the following hilarious exchange:

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