Dear Hendrix,

Though you're very young now, I know there will come a day when you're old enough to fall in love. Truly, I can't wait for that moment—to see it in your eyes as you gaze upon another! And when that happens, I hope you come to me, your mother, for any advice you may need. Henny, love is complicated. But just know that above all else, when it comes down to it, there's one thing I think is crucial: farting.

Farting is a major part of love. But, like matters of the heart, it is a tricky thing to navigate. It may even be more complicated than love itself! I long for the day when you come up to me and ask, "Mom, I really like this person... but how do I fart in front of my crush?" Believe me, I'll put my guitar down and be ready to chat whenever this comes up. However, as a littl

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