Those scamps in California Governor Gavin Newsom's comms shop are at it again. Now, they've opened something called “The Patriot Shop” online. It is quite the thoroughgoing parody for profit. From Mediaite:

“THE PATRIOT SHOP IS NOW OPEN!!!!” Newsom declared on Sunday via X. “MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THIS IS THE GREATEST MERCHANDISE EVER MADE. PLEASE ENJOY, AMERICA!” The store offers MAGA-red hats that read “Newsom was right about everything!”, a “Trump is not hot” tank top (riffing on the president’s snipe at Taylor Swift), and a T-shirt naming the Democratic governor “The Chosen One” in a direct riff on Trump’s own 2019 declaration .

Within three hours of going live, Newsom boasted of “WOW! $50,000 IN PURCHASES ALREADY!! THANK YOU PATRIOTS!!!” He followed with a further post

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