• Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce announced their engagement on Tuesday. • This is a merger guaranteed to maximize shareholder and stan value. • Here at Swifties Fan Army Inc., we'd like to congratulate the happy co-brand.

SWIFTIES FAN ARMY INC*. — Supporting America's Hottest Brand

For Immediate Release

NEW YORK — Here at Swifties Fan Army Inc., we love nothing more than the merger of two clients that will undoubtedly maximize shareholder value.

The engagement announcement of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce is an exciting synergy of two beloved brands.

This is the kind of once-in-a-lifetime moment that will have our shareholders begging to be run over by a bus (complimentary).

We've already seen strong momentum with the announcement of Ms. Swift's new album, "The Life of a Showgirl,

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