You know that moment when you Google search "best day drinking spots in Miami" and all the results are places that don't even open until 5 p.m.? Excuse us? That's happy hour. That is not what we're here for. We're not searching the internet for where to sip the best margarita while watching the sunset (well, some are, but that's a different article ). We're talking about when it's 11:30 a.m. on a random Tuesday, you just survived a soul-sucking Zoom call, and you want a glass of rosé in your hand before the clock even strikes noon. That, friends, is called day drinking — and Miami is an elite daytime watering hole.
And yet, the internet attempts to make us believe "day drinking" means waiting around until the evening. Listen, if we wanted happy hour or brunch, we would've typed "happy h