PINE BLUFF, AR - The Russian invasion of Ukraine, China's growing military threat, and Ketanji Brown Jackson's inability to tell men from women have contributed to growing fear that World War III may be on the horizon. In response to this increased unease, liberals have begun to cozy up to their crazy, gun-toting MAGA neighbors - just in case they need some protection when everything "hits the fan."

Gavin Gallgull and his wife Allysseeah are one such example of long-time liberals and Biden voters who are anxious to make friends with their Trump-loving neighbors, the Wessons.

"Greetings, fellow patriot," said Gallgull, wearing a newly-purchased "Blue Lives Matter" shirt as Allysseeah handed a 100% vegan-free casserole to Mr. and Mrs. Wesson. "We just wanted to get to know our neighbors a

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