UKRAINE — Following constructive talks about ending their war, the leaders of Russia and Ukraine have reportedly reached a new type of truce where they keep bombing each other indefinitely.

"President Zelenskyy and I understand each other perfectly," said Russian President Vladimir Putin. "We are proud to announce we have agreed to a truce where we continue fighting until the end of time."

Zelenskyy is reportedly asking the international community for $1 billion a year to keep bombing Russia in hopes of maintaining the bombing truce.

"I am committed to honoring this historic agreement," Zelenskyy said. "Please send money. I need more money."

According to sources, Russia and Ukraine have been bombing each other for so long that it's the only way they know how to communicate. End the bom

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