ROLLINSFORD, NH - Stressing that he is literally the only one who doesn't seem to notice, sources confirmed Wednesday that it is glaringly obvious that obscure Christian blogger Dale Fuller would instantly and joyfully sell his own soul in exchange for internet fame.

The largely unknown proprietor of the Faithfully Fuller weblog showcases his desperation for internet notoriety with a plethora of conspicuous regular practices, such as wildly overstating his readership and influence, engaging hot topics using laughable clickbait headlines, describing himself as a "speaker" in his bio, having never delivered a speaking engagement in his life, and following thousands of people on every social media channel in existence with the fervent hope that they will follow him back and notice one of

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