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Mother's Day is this Sunday, and you completely forgot. Oh no!

But don't worry, The Babylon Bee is crashing into your life like the Kool-Aid man. Except instead of bringing cool, refreshing beverages, we're bringing high-quality gift ideas for your wife since it totally slipped your mind. We got you, squad.

Play golf on Mother's Day so she gets 5 hours of quality time with the kids -- She will love you forever. She'll be so speechless from this gift that she might not be able to say anything to you for days.

Give her permission to take the day off and just do all the chores on Monday -- Let the dishes stack up, honey! Relax a little -- there's always Monday.

Dim the lights, turn on the TV, and whisper the seven words every woman wants to hear: "Lord of the Rings

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