WASHINGTON, D.C. — Jen Psaki has started her first day at a completely new job where she will be doing the exact same thing she's always done by acting as a mouthpiece for the Biden Administration. Psaki says she's excited to try something new while also changing nothing at all.

"I just have butterflies in my stomach. It's all so new and different here," said Jen Psaki walking into the MSNBC offices. "I feel like I don't know what to say, I guess I'll just do what I always do and spin the news to run cover for Democrats. That's what I was hired for, right?"

According to sources, all of Jen Psaki's onboarding training designated for new hires was waived for her. MSNBC staff agreed there was nothing left that they had to show her, as she had already proven herself skilled at blandly delive

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