SAN ANTONIO, TX - The wax figure of the 45th president of the United States was removed from display at Louis Tussaud's Waxworks as a result of loyal supporters praying in humble supplication at its feet.

"Our museum is just not set up for masses of faithful Trump supporters lying prostrate through these halls in holy reverie," said Merideth Smatulia-Gobb, a spokeswoman for the Texas museum. "We knew something had to be done when patrons attempted to melt the figures of Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin on a makeshift altar in front of Trump's noble figure."

When asked if this sort of thing happened to other political wax figures, Smatulia-Gobb insisted this situation was rare, aside from Barack Obama being banned after continually trying to kiss his own wax figure. She added that millennia

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