RUSSIA — Russian opposition leader Alexei Navalny has reportedly died in prison after accidentally ingesting an entire gallon of cyanide poison.
The survivor of a previous accidental poisoning, Navalny accidentally gulped down glass after glass of highly concentrated cyanide in what Russian prison sources are calling a "Real oopsie-daisy". Sadly, the video of the mishap was deleted in yet another freak incident.
"We are deeply saddened to learn of Navalny accidentally ingesting four thousand times the lethal dose of cyanide," said a spokesman for the Russian prison service. "It's sobering, realizing one moment you may be fine, and the next accidentally swallow incredible amounts of deadly poison. It could happen to anyone."
According to the Kremlin, the accident-prone Navalny had previo