BRAINTREE, MA - During a brief prayer while leading worship at Tidal Wave Church Sunday morning, local worship leader Brian "Hatchback" Lancer managed to espouse no less than 47 different heresies, according to witnesses.

"Father God, we just come before Your Spirit now and we just thank You, Father God, for dying on the cross for us," Lancer's prayer began, immediately falling into heresy. "Send the Father down in power now, and let Your Son fill this place as we glorify the Spirit now, Lord Jesus."

"Thanks so much, Daddy, for creating Jesus and sending Him to earth in spirit so we could learn to fulfill your law, Holy Spirit," he continued.

As his fellow Christians could only peek out one eye and watch in terror, Lancer plowed forward, totally unaware he was totally botching nearly ev

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