HOLLYWOOD, CA - A new filtering service aims to make films more acceptable to a Christian audience by replacing every actor with Kirk Cameron.

KirkView, an upstart tech company founded "by Christians, for Christians," is trying to help believers watch filthy movies by digitally imposing Cameron over all the actors in the film. Previous streaming services have replaced cuss words and suggestive scenes, but now Christians can watch movies the way God intended: by only seeing Kirk Cameron in every role.

The service has levels ranging from "baby Christian," where Cameron only replaces a few of the actors, to "Holy man of God," where Cameron replaces absolutely everybody. The streaming service dynamically generates Cameron's patented acting abilities, simulating his wide range of emotions and

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