WINNIPEG, MB

Beginning with Black Friday and ending on Christmas Eve, the Frosty Shores Mall in Winnipeg will be offering customers free gift wrapping, parking validation, and an escort out of the building on a stretcher when you’re done.

“We just wanted to make everyone comfortable here at the mall,” said manager Richard Dyck. “If you happen to have the grave misfortunate of finding yourself in our walls sometime during the next few weeks, we want you to know, we have your back…and have medical personal standing by!”

The Frosty Shores Mall was so jam-packed over the weekend that numerous Mennonites and other bargain hunters found themselves making use of the service.

“I wasn’t even hurt, but I figured, hey, if some strapping young Englishers will drag me out of here for free, yes, I m

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