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Manitoba Beaches to Open This Weekend After Temperatures Soar to

Manitoba Beaches to Open This Weekend After Temperatures Soar to

Jury Finds Johnny Depp Guilty of Having Better Lawyers

Jury Finds Johnny Depp Guilty of Having Better Lawyers

In Trying Times, Americans Always Put Forward Their Very Brightest and Best

In Trying Times, Americans Always Put Forward Their Very Brightest and Best

Quebec Bans Mennonite Kerchiefs

Quebec Bans Mennonite Kerchiefs

Sporadic Golfer Still Can't Figure Out Why He Sucks At It

Sporadic Golfer Still Can't Figure Out Why He Sucks At It

Top Ten Things People Expect to See in a Mennonite

Top Ten Things People Expect to See in a Mennonite

Mennonite Pastor Scores with 1.6 Seconds Left Sending Sermon into Double Overtime

Mennonite Pastor Scores with 1.6 Seconds Left Sending Sermon into Double Overtime

Mrs. Reimer to Star in New Remake: "The Bible School Graduate"

Mrs. Reimer to Star in New Remake: "The Bible School Graduate"

Strangely Content Bombers Fans Don't Ask for Any Presents This Year

Strangely Content Bombers Fans Don't Ask for Any Presents This Year

Canadians Forced to Winter in Canada this Year

Canadians Forced to Winter in Canada this Year

Grandma Rescued After Literally Knitting Herself Into a Corner

Grandma Rescued After Literally Knitting Herself Into a Corner

Abe Claims Landslide Victory in Japanese Election

Abe Claims Landslide Victory in Japanese Election

Dual Headstone Eagerly Awaits Death of Spouse

Dual Headstone Eagerly Awaits Death of Spouse

Bernie Sanders's Mittens Sworn in as President of the United States

Bernie Sanders's Mittens Sworn in as President of the United States

CEO Caught With Mennonite Woman In His Arms

CEO Caught With Mennonite Woman In His Arms

Rumours Fly as Young Woman Gets a Haircut

Rumours Fly as Young Woman Gets a Haircut

Mennonite Woman in Existential Crisis Trying to Figure Out When to Throw Out the Christmas Cards

Mennonite Woman in Existential Crisis Trying to Figure Out When to Throw Out the Christmas Cards

Mysterious New Condiment Perplexes Mennonite Diners

Mysterious New Condiment Perplexes Mennonite Diners

Guide to Mennonite Dress Codes

Guide to Mennonite Dress Codes

Mennonite Woman Invokes Emergencies Act to Remove Husband from Bathroom

Mennonite Woman Invokes Emergencies Act to Remove Husband from Bathroom

New Vertical Money Confuses Mennonite Man

New Vertical Money Confuses Mennonite Man

Local Mom Sentenced to Three Years Watching 'Peppa Pig'

Local Mom Sentenced to Three Years Watching 'Peppa Pig'

Pierre Poilievre Spotted Parachuting into Tofield, Alberta

Pierre Poilievre Spotted Parachuting into Tofield, Alberta

Mennonite Man Has Suspenders Confiscated at Quebec Border

Mennonite Man Has Suspenders Confiscated at Quebec Border

Mennonite Woman Sews World's Largest Rag Rug

Mennonite Woman Sews World's Largest Rag Rug

Mennonite Man Wears His Wife's Düak A Bit Too Low

Mennonite Man Wears His Wife's Düak A Bit Too Low

Taylor Swift Announces Massive Countrywide Tour of Toronto

Taylor Swift Announces Massive Countrywide Tour of Toronto

Wife Frustrated With Husband's Inability to Take a Flattering Selfie

Wife Frustrated With Husband's Inability to Take a Flattering Selfie

A Glossary of Mennonite Profanity

A Glossary of Mennonite Profanity

Committee Rules Non-Mennonites are Allowed to Laugh at Mennonite Jokes

Committee Rules Non-Mennonites are Allowed to Laugh at Mennonite Jokes