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After 20 Years in Calgary, Manitoba Man Still Hasn't Skied
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Discover Your Mennonite Nickname
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Mennonite Man Regrets Ordering Taco Bell Right Before Church
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3 hrs ago
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Mennonite Man Reads Through the Entire Bible Just Driving Back and Forth Between Winkler and Morden
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3 hrs ago
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Taco Bell Purchases John Coltrane Catalogue for $200 Million
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3 hrs ago
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Ovechkin Accidentally Passes the Puck
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3 hrs ago
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Mennonite Men Compete to See Who Looks Sexiest in a Seed Company Cap
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4 hrs ago
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Justin Trudeau Poses Topless on the Cover of 'Manitoba Hog Farmers Weekly'
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Church Puppets Shock Congregation by Appearing Completely Naked
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5 hrs ago
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Canadian Tire Introduces New 'Brooks, Alberta' Scented Air Fresheners
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Mennonites Banned from Saying 'Oba'
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Mennonite Woman Spends 8 Hours Trying to Extract Stubborn Pickles at Top of Jar
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6 hrs ago
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How to Sneak Snacks into the Movie Theatre: A Guide for Cheap Mennonites
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6 hrs ago
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Mennonite Grandma Can Finally Sleep Tonight Because She Didn't Run Out of Food at the Gathering
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7 hrs ago
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West Edmonton Mall Opens Up Mennonite Theme Room
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7 hrs ago
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Mennonite Couple Eagerly Anticipate Turning the Page on their MCC Calendar
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8 hrs ago
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French Pole Vaulter Signs Farmer Sausage Endorsement Deal
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Mennonites Excited to Have a Brand New Pope to Disregard
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Mennonites Stage Production of 'The Nutcracker' Without All the Dancing
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Trudeau Insists Kill-Shot is 'Merely a Flesh Wound'
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11 hrs ago
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Canadian Supreme Court Rules 'Curling is a Real Sport'
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11 hrs ago
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Alberta Premier Calls Shirtless Dude at 7-11 "Most Persecuted Man in All of Human History"
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12 hrs ago
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Mennonite Man Just Happens to Find Unattended Amazon Packages on Front Doorsteps All Over Town
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12 hrs ago
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Mormon Missionaries Find Mennonite Town 'Totally Confusing'
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13 hrs ago
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Mennonite Man Super Disappointed He Can't Use His Fake Vaccine Passport Anymore
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14 hrs ago
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Dad Kills Deer With the Car, Tells Horrified Children 'Bambi's Just Having Meddachschlop'
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15 hrs ago
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Mennonite to Join 'Golden Dome' Program
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16 hrs ago
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Only Two More Weeks Until Mennonites Have to Go Back to Church
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16 hrs ago
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Bettman Throws Massive Street Party to Celebrate Last Canadian Team Being Eliminated from Playoffs
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16 hrs ago
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Winkler Adopts New More Appropriate Slogan 'Oba Yo Winkler'
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16 hrs ago
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