Labradors have mastered the art of soulful eyes and wagging tails, but if they could send text messages, your phone would never stop buzzing. Here’s a sneak peek at what your Labrador’s inbox might look like.

1. “Hey… so… you left the fridge door closed again.”

Your Lab knows where the cheese lives, and he’s politely (but firmly) reminding you of this fact. In his mind, the fridge is basically a treasure chest, and you’re the stingy pirate captain refusing to share.

2. “Quick question: do naps count as cardio?”

After zoomies around the yard, your Lab collapses dramatically on the floor and decides this is enough physical activity for one lifetime. Of course, he texts you to confirm that science is on his side.

3. “I tried to catch the squirrel. The squirrel filed a restraining order.”

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