We learned everything we needed to know about dinosaurs from “Jurassic Park.” We learned that velociraptors are clever girls, that Wayne Knight could scream, “We’ve got Dodgson here!” and no one would care, and most importantly, that a T-Rex had vision based on movement only. But did you know there is an even more terrifying predator with the exact opposite impairment?

My boss will not acknowledge you in any way unless she sees that you are not working. At first I thought she was just a huge jerk, but it’s been so consistent I’ve begun to realize it’s an actual physiological condition. The woman literally cannot see you unless you are not actively working, and if you’re staying busy, you’re not in her field of vision. Just like a T-Rex, but in reverse. And it’s as stressful as it sounds.

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