KANSAS CITY, Mo. — International pop star Taylor Swift and her fresh football fiancée Travis Kelce publicly announced that they are expecting the arrival of a baby private jet into their family this coming spring, confirmed sources.
“It’s just one major life update after another lately!” Swift offered while showing blueprints of the jet to be. “But it’s true, Travis and I are expecting. We’re so excited to welcome our little bundle of aeronautical joy into our lives and couldn’t be more excited for what lies in store for all three of us. He’s gonna have to get used to a lot of travel! And we’re going to have to get used to spoon-feeding him jet fuel and changing his dirty oil several times a day. But I’d say at this point in my life, I finally feel ready for it. We’re already picking out