LONDON, UK

In an historic trial that could change the landscape of the British monarchy, the Supreme Court of England is set to rule this week on whether a 46-year-old Mennonite farmer from rural Manitoba is the rightful heir to the crown and will replace William as successor to Prince Charles.

“The controversy seems to stem from a royal visit to Mennonite country back in 1970,” said royal watcher Doris Johnson. “It seems that after a few bottles of dandelion wine at a barn dance outside Friedensfeld, young Charles caught the fancy of Miss Warkentin, daughter of a Mennonite elder. 46 years later the chickens of that one fateful night are coming home to roost.”

Thanks to advancements in DNA testing, royal pretender Knels Warkentin hopes to prove that he is, indeed, the bastard son of Pri

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