Boxers have a special way of speaking without words. Their goofy faces, wiggly butts, and dramatic sighs say plenty. But imagine if your Boxer had a phone. Here’s what their texts might look like today.

1. “Human. Wake up. The sun is up. Therefore, I must also be up.”

Your Boxer has no concept of weekends. If there’s daylight, they’re pawing at you like a furry alarm clock. Snooze button not included.

2. “I didn’t bark at the mailman today. You’re welcome. Expect payment in treats.”

Boxers have a love hate relationship with delivery people. They’ll act like your home is under siege, then demand snacks for their “bravery.”

3. “Why are you sitting down when we could be running in circles for no reason?”

Boxers carry enough energy to power a small city. If you’re on the couch, they’re t

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