Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links. 4

The lovestruck couple reportedly jumped when the ref loudly blew his whistle and gestured wildly from the bushes. READ MORE 4

“Round and a round it goes! Where it stops, nobody knows!” Trump said to reporters in the White House Press Room. READ MORE 4

“Please do not lump us in with her,” said Hamas spokesterrorist Abu Muhammad Akhtar. READ MORE 4

“Please rest assured, I will go right back to ignoring crime as soon as I’m elected,” insisted Newsom. “I’m not a MAGA fascist, after all.” READ MORE

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