North Korean leader Kim Jong Un traveled to Beijing with a personal toilet in tow and forced his lackeys to erase any trace of his DNA due to fears of it falling into the hands of his enemies, according to intelligence reports. Footage captured in China following the dictator’s bilateral meeting with Vladimir Putin on Tuesday showed two members of his entourage meticulously wiping down every object he touched or interacted with in an attempt to keep even the most minor details about his health or physical condition completely private. “The physical condition of the supreme leader has a major impact on the North Korean regime,” a South Korean intelligence officer told Japanese media. “North Korea makes a particular effort to seal off anything related to that, such as hair and excrement.” A
Kim Jong Un Took Private Toilet to Beijing to Prevent DNA Theft

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