President Trump is frightened of windmills. He has ordered his administration to launch a coordinated effort across multiple federal agencies to slow or stop offshore wind development, citing concerns ranging from health issues to national security threats. His initiative, led by Rasputin ghoul Stephen Miller and Chief of Staff Susie "radioactive waste" Wiles, has already resulted in the cancellation of $679 million in federal funding for wind projects and halted construction of the $4 billion Revolution Wind project off Rhode Island.

The New York Times reports that the vendetta involves departments typically unrelated to energy policy, including Defense and the EPA.

"We're all working together on this issue," said Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr's brain worm dur

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