Jimmy Kimmel returned from vacation this Tuesday after being off for the last couple of months, and after discussing how he spent his summer vacation, Kimmel told the audience he "even got to be part of a big meeting in Washington DC."

Cue the footage of Kimmel inserting himself into Trump's insane bootlicking cabinet meeting and thanking Trump for getting him "sexually aroused" and "breathing life back into my once slumbering penis," which honestly, wasn't too far off from the ass kissing that actually went on at that farce.

Kimmel asked the audience if "anything just be normal anymore" and discussed the fact that while he tried to ignore the news and disconnect while he was away, he found it to be impossible because with Trump, "You can't turn him off. He won't power down. He's like

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