WINKLER, MB

A legion of bumper sticker-laden pickup trucks and minivans across southern Manitoba are causing traffic accidents throughout the region as people strain to read the Bible verses or inspirational messages.

“I was just reading 1 Corinthians 3:18 on the back of someone’s truck out on Highway 3, when all of the sudden the truck slowed down and I had to slam on the brakes and swerve into the other lane to avoid hitting him,” explained Morden resident Cornelius T. Toews. “It’s really quite dangerous. Everyone knows a Mennonite driver can’t resist reading a Christian bumper sticker!”

There have been more than twenty-three bumper sticker-induced accidents in the Winkler-Morden area since the beginning of March.

“People need to keep their eyes on the road,” explained Constable Doer

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