MENLO PARK, CA - An update to Facebook went live overnight that removes all text fields and replaces them with a simple dropdown menu of approved things you can say. The change has been praised by users who all posted "I like Facebook. Can't wait for the Metaverse."

In the never-ending quest to end disinformation and encourage good vibes, Facebook has carefully curated dozens of canned phrases including, but not limited to:

Check out this selfie, fellow human.

The vaccine is safe and effective.

Black Lives Matter, friend.

Here are some baby pictures, friend.

My dog is my best friend, friend.

I'm just chilling at home. Here come the beverages!

We must seize the means of production for the proletariat.

A spokesperson for Meta confirmed this is step one of an innovative new plan to g

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