BLUE SPRINGS, MO — A local father determined the time had come to sit his young son down and officially have "The Talk"...about the Star Wars sequel trilogy. The man reportedly knew he couldn't avoid it any longer once the boy began to talk about how great The Last Jedi was.

"He's at the age where he needs to know the truth," Cody Callow said. "I mean, his name is Lucas, after all. He can't be allowed to go on maturing without knowing how the world really works and why the sequel trilogy really isn't very good. Letting him enter manhood under the impression The Last Jedi was an acceptable entry into Star Wars canon would be shirking my responsibility as a father."

Cody said young Lucas Callow was coming dangerously close to feeling the sequel trilogy was the best representation of th

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