MANHATTAN, NY — With The Super Mario Bros. Movie making over $377 million globally in its first weekend alone and a projected strong second weekend from positive word-of-mouth, the franchise kickoff is already shaping up into a juggernaut. The launch has hit a wrinkle in the form of John Leguizamo boycotting the movie over lack of Latino representation, however, with the troubling result that a sudden spike in Google searches of "who is John Leguizamo?"
"After accounting for typos of this actor's difficult-to-spell last name and averaging the results over a 7-day period, we can confirm that there has already been a 700% increase in Google searches for some variation of 'who is John Leziguanzago'" said film critic Bill Gordon. "Also, who is he again? I can't place him."
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