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Dear How to Do It

I’ve met a great guy, “Leo.” He is intelligent, kind, and has a great sense of humor. There’s just one problem. We went back to his place the other night, and I was more than eager for us to jump in bed for the first time.

That’s when I learned about his literal shortcoming: Leo has a micro penis. I tried working with what was available, but I could barely feel anything; I’ve felt more filled up using one of my fingers! This simply isn’t going to work. I know Leo will be devastated when he learns why. Can you offer some advice on letting him down easy?

—Well, This Is Awkward

Dear Well, This Is Awkward,

Leo has had a micropenis his entire

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