There’s only one week to go until the series finale of The Summer I Turned Pretty , and I, for one, am ready to fight loyally and to the death in the Conrad Fisher Wars.

Do I actually want Belly with either Fisher brother? No! (Benito, the crush she met in Paris, is both hot and does not orginate from that cursed-ass family.) But given that I have, in fact, seen episodic television before, I’m pretty sure it’s all about the love triangle, and I have to lend my support to the side of said triangle that isn’t an overly tanned, useless frat boy.

Without further ado, find absolutely every thought I had about The Summer I Turned Pretty Season 3, Episode 10, below:

Thanksgiving in Paris! Belly’s life rocks, all of a sudden.

Babe, learn from my mistakes; do not try to cook an authen

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