If you’ve Google a favourite celebrity in the last few years, you’ve probably noticed that one of the first things to pop up is their estimated net worth. Never wanting to pass up the opportunity to replicate the materialistic obsession of secular society, the Daily Bonnet has done extensive research into this topic. Here is the net worth of all your favourite Mennos!

Mrs. Friesen, 78, of Leamington, Ontario – Leamington’s ketchup queen is rumoured to have six thousand one-dollar bills hidden under her mattress and a huge stash of Juicy Fruit gum.

Mr. Plett, 89, of Landmark, Manitoba – Landmark’s most famous trachtmoaka, has amassed an estate which includes three thousand dollars in unused flaxseed, a collection of old stamps, and five eligible daughters in their 60s.

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