WASHINGTON, D.C. - The whistleblower alleging coverups in the White House has been revealed to be Counter Terrorism Unit agent Jack Bauer. This is the second time Bauer has been involved in trying to take down a president, the first being President Charles Logan, who resigned on obstruction of justice charges. With the whistleblower's identity known, President Trump wasted no time in going on the attack.
"This Bauer, you can't trust him," Trump told the press. "Once he asked to see a federal witness and then cut his head off with a hacksaw. And he framed Logan -- who was a good man and a great president -- and now he's coming after me. I guess he just doesn't like presidents. Or maybe he doesn't like America."
Trump then detailed all the terrorist attacks that happened while Bauer served