Are we still in mourning, Big Brother fans?

Despite the rumors that Rachel wasn’t really gone, and despite all that hoopla that she was possibly the Mastermind, the internet’s hopes that the Red Queen would return (for anything other than a chat with Julie, that is) have been officially squashed. But this circus still needs a winner, my friends, so onward we must go!

Lauren winning Head of Household made this big ol’ bummer of a week that much worse. By the end of Wednesday’s veto episode, Will, Ashley and Keanu were left on the block after nominee Morgan conquered the BB Comics comp and earned herself safety. So did Lauren’s Keanu backdoor plan come to fruition? (The houseguests keep throwing around the word “backdoor,” but the BB Blockbuster has more or less nullified the backd

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