CAMP SPRINGS, MD - As Air Force One returned to Andrew's Air Force Base Sunday, observers noted a small blue handicapped parking pass displayed in the window of the cockpit.

Press members in attendance also noted that the plane taxied off the runway before stopping in a handicap space in the parking lot. President Biden eventually exited the plane via a hydraulic lift rather than the traditional staircase.

White House press secretary Jen Psaki was asked if the new parking permit had anything to do with the President's recent fall on the stairs of Air Force One.

"Absolutely not," Psaki said. "The President slipped because he was hit with a hurricane-force wind burst caused by global warming. There was also some, uh, fried chicken grease left over from the Trump administration that made t

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