U.S. — Local gangster Jabba the Hutt has threatened legal action against United Airlines, accusing the company of discrimination after he was charged for multiple seats on a flight. Hutt alleges he is being treated differently because of his weight.

"NEESA CHANGA WAMPA," thundered the massive crime lord, which was subsequently translated by his Chief of Staff, Bib Fortuna, as "This is unfair treatment!" Fortuna continued to translate as Jabba explained his complaint. "I should not face additional charges simply because I am a giant space slug. The Hutts are a proud race and we will not be discriminated against!"

United Airlines had notified Jabba he would be required to purchase an entire row on the aircraft to accommodate both his immense size and the revenue the airline would lose due

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