U.S. — Thousands of men across the United States are reporting better sleep after trying a new white noise machine which plays the soothing sounds of an M-1 Garand.

The groundbreaking machine, which has already cured men afflicted with sleep apnea, insomnia, and circadian rhythm disorders, has three settings: "Goodnight Garand," "I Dream Of Garand," and "Garand Classic."

"This has totally changed my life," said Grant Fowler, who suffered from various sleep disorders for years before trying the new M1 noise machine. "I tried everything — melatonin, NyQuil, CPAP machine. This just plays the sound of that sweet, sweet semi-automatic firing, and I'm at peace."

In addition to its growing class of sleep patient devotees, the device has also gained strong proponents for using it as a treatment

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