“I’m excited to introduce Ted Richards to my idea for a scam (C8),” says Tim Parker of Balmain. “It’s a service called ‘Scammer Grammar’ to help scammers write more convincing messages, avoiding the solecisms that often give them away. Prospective scammers can simply send me $10k to learn how to make millions.” Do they even make Kmart gift cards in the millions?

“Ted, just send me your bank details and password, and I’ll rush you a signed copy of my book: Foolproof Scamming for Beginners,” offers Col Burns of Lugarno.

Woolgoolga local, John Wills is in a justified flap over the definition of bird cannibalism (C8): “It can only be cannibalism if you feed kookaburra to the kookaburras, magpie to the magpies, and butcher bird to the butcher birds. I suspect this practice would be frowned

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