Tom Brady Is Back on the Field in the Weirdest Way Possible

Header Image Source: Getty

Aw yeah that’s right, Tawmy frickin’ Touchdown is back! I was just pahkin’ the cah down by the bah the othah day and I said to myself, I said, “Ey, when is Tawmy comin’ back to the Pats?” Right hand to Gawd, but I’m gettin’ ahead of myself. Maybe Tawmy is playin’ for some other team, which is fine. That’s OK. It’s just nice to see him play some good ol’ American football here in the U.S. of A. where things ah finally great again.

Now, let’s just take a big sip of Dunkin and see wheah the greatest quartahback to evah frickin’ play is tossin’ the ol’ pigskin like the manly frickin’ Adonis he is. What? I know what an Adonis is, shut up. Via PEOPLE :

Tom Brady is coming out of retirement for a third t

See Full Page