Nurses are angels .

OK, that’s all. See you next week.

Oh, you want more? Well, OK, I can try to elaborate on that theme, but you probably know it already.

I truly cannot fathom why anyone would willingly spend years studying incomprehensible subjects like chemistry to have a nursing career, where you ultimately spend far too much of your time dealing with bodily effluvia.

Let’s face it, most of us spend a significant amount of time trying to avoid other people’s bodily fluids, even if we steeled ourselves to endure them daily as parents.

Walking down Bourbon Street in New Orleans , you’ll detour across the street to avoid that aromatic spot of congealing vomit on the sidewalk — which despite the city’s murder rate is actually one of the main dangers there.

Yet nurses voluntari

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